Dress to Kill (Or Just Prick) With a Set of Pocket Knife Cufflinks
Looking like they were lifted from James Bond’s accessories drawer, this set of working pocket knife cufflinks are the perfect not-so-concealed weapons for the aspiring spy. Or, anyone who hates...
View ArticleDo Dresses Made From Wine Get More Fashionable As They Age?
First, the bad news. You can’t get drunk wearing this wine dress. So you’ll have to find another secret way to get your morning buzz on. But the good news is that researchers from the University of...
View ArticleMedieval Hoodie Makes You a Knight In Shining Cotton
One hit from a sword and you’ll be dead faster than your social standing once you wear this out in public, but you won’t find a more comfortable suit of armour than this plated hoodie created by Etsy...
View ArticleThese Pixelated Glasses are the Definition of Computer-Geek Chic
Paris-based eyewear designer Dzmitry Samal gives a whole new meaning to the idea of so-called hipster glasses, with his pixel-inspired “5DPI” frames. These futuristic glasses have been designed with a...
View ArticleHow to Efficiently Pack Your Suitcase So You Don’t Arrive With a Crumpled Mess
It might be an ad for an over-priced line of fashionable clothing and accessories, but Louis Vuitton’s The Art of Packing website is still chock full of excellent tips and tutorials on how to properly...
View ArticleYep, Jeans With a See-Through Pocket For Your Phone Sadly Do Exist
Humanity sadly takes a collective step backwards with Alphyn Industries’ new DELTA415 Wearcom jeans that feature a zippered pocket with a see-through pouch for accessing your smartphone without having...
View ArticleAir-Conditioned Trousers May be the Most Over-Engineered Garment, Ever
While we’re still dreaming of the sun making an appearance here in Blightly, we’re still mindful of that heatwave we had a few months ago, and how unfuckingbearable it was to endure. Which may be why...
View ArticleThis Underwear Makes Man Butts Look Perfectly Tight
Like a Spanx for men, these Italian undies by D.HEDRAL uses “angle fit” technology to enhance your butt’s roundness and make it appear perfectly taut and tight. Think of it like a Wonderbra but for men...
View ArticleThe Pope Wears These Socks on Fishing Trips
A… friend… has always wondered what the pope wears on his day off because he can’t wear that giant hat everywhere. Does he have a papal track suit? Holy but not holey jeans? White tees for the Holy...
View ArticleGoogle’s Project Glass Hits the Catwalk
Google glasses look dumb enough that you might expect to get beaten up for wearing them. But they’ve now made an appearance at New York Fashion Week and… they still look dorky, even on super models....
View ArticleSometimes Watch: Awesome Accessory, Subpar at Telling Time
I don’t wear a watch. I never have. If I did it would be more or less as a bracelet, but I dig the Sometimes Watch because it’s just so simple and cool. Bright colours remind you of the Swatch you...
View ArticleThanks to RFID, You’ll Never Lose a Sock Again
Pushing war and world hunger to the back of the line, the next important issue that technology is tackling is mismatched and missing socks. A company called Blacksocks has developed what it’s claiming...
View ArticleOver-Engineered Cufflinks Save Precious Seconds Before Your Fancy Dress Party
Unless you’re a dashing secret agent who needs to woo the ladies, cufflinks are not exactly everyday dress attire for the average gent. So when the opportunity does arise to get spiffied up, consider...
View ArticleHow Technology and Fashion Made These Dresses Light Up Like a Starry Night
Chinese designer Vega Wang combined space-age styles with electroluminescent material to make Alpha Lyrae, an amazing line of gorgeous, glowing dresses. You can see them glow like nebula in the sky at...
View ArticlePuma X MiharaYasuhiro Utility Bag
Everybody needs a good looking black bag. And this fresh one from Puma and MiharaYasuhiro does double duty — it’s a messenger, but if you want to change it up, it’s also a backpack. The utility bag is...
View ArticleHandcuff Key Cufflinks Would Get James Bond Out of Any Lock-Up
Seemingly targeted at dapper globe-trotting spies, or wealthy perpetrators of corporate crimes, these stylish Sparrow Uncuff Links feature a handcuff secretly incorporated into their design. Except...
View ArticleEverybody Definitely Needs a Hoodie That Lights Up
The hoodie is perhaps the most perfect item of clothing there is. Comfortable, warm, casual and stylish. How can it get better? By adding electroluminescent rope on the zipper and hood to make it light...
View ArticleAttention Everyone: Pizza Hut Perfume Is a Real Thing
Did you know there are pheromones in pizza? It’s true. Anyone who has spent any time in uni knows this. And so does Pizza Hut, which just came out with Pizza Hut Perfume. The scent is fresh,...
View ArticleYou Can Totally Afford a Birkin Bag—If It’s Made of Lego
The Hermes Birkin bag is the handbag holy grail. One costs as much as £100,000 and for years you’d have to sit on a lengthy waiting list just for the right to buy the pricey purse. The list no longer...
View ArticleWrangler’s New Jeans Are a Skin-Softening Spa in Your Pants
You’ve been thinking it for ages: What you really want your jeans to do is make your butt feel like it’s just been lathered with lotion. Pine for these skin softening slacks no longer, because Wrangler...
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